yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.
she’s my wife now.
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
"Why are you poor? Stop being poor. Be rich like me!" - Fox News commentators, GOP congressmen, and late night informercials on real estate flipping.
This is the dystopian future i lived to see.
Have I told y’all yet that Doc Martens were created by a nazi
and popularized by neo nazis
that the sex pistols and many other punks loved using nazi iconography as fashion
and that Joy Division(who are not Jewish)named themselves after Jewish women who were forced into sex slavery during WWII?
Well, now you know.
So were Adidas and Puma
Let’s not forget that Hugo Boss designed the Nazi military uniforms